whole cake

disclaimer: major spoilers ahead! please be entirely caught up before reading anything on this page. thanks!

black text = first pass
red text = second pass
green text = third pass

purple text = fourth pass
orange text = fifth pass

and so i am on a path29chapter 827

chapter 843: luffy vs sanji
opt: can’t believe it has been a week already; i didn’t mean to not add anything last week but ehh it happened. i, too, believed sanji was being deliberately cryptic + trying to get luffy to read between the lines but then he said the whole pirate king thing .. nami was right — too far

can’t help but notice ichiji’s reactions were all very muted during luffy and sanji’s entire exchange; oda wants us to know ichiji doesn’t believe his brother, and that a fight is eminent/coming forthwith (is that how royalty talks?)

one liners
– luffy telling his crewmates he can’t become pk without them > crewmates exclaim luffy will become pk (lots/wildertiger10)
– luffy on a hunger strike is the most hardcore thing he’s ever done (udult)
+ the starving part, aimed more at how sanji hates the idea of people starving (makenzye @ mf)
– sanji’s kicks only hurt himself .. luffy knows from experience (divinesleeper)
+ like when corazon told law, ‘i know you were the one in pain’ (frankfalconi)
– even the mountain is sad (holysmokers1)
opt: i’ll say that the most emotional part of this chapter for me was when nami slapped sanji .. if anything made sanji cry, that was it. now when luffy says he’ll do something, he does it, so he’s basically out of this arc until sanji takes care of this whole thing himself — that is, until sanji comes back to him, and he’s looking all emaciated/useless

love it ! apologies for not doing anything more last week
i just did a great job of neglecting everything else in my life for the last month+ so i’ve been catching up

hope all is well and hope you all have a great week and weekend πŸ™‚

chapter 843: vinsmoke sanji
revealed: the names of big mom’s other commanders, lord potato starch + smoothie + snack (defeated)
revealed: lola wasn’t supposed to have big mom’s vivre card
revealed: linlin’s left hand can summon zeus the thunder cloud, and her right hand can summon promethus the sun
opt: bobbin ?!

i am so tired .. traveling really takes it all out of you
and when you return, there’s always so much you have to do to get back in some kind of routine/grooveanyway i am falling asleep as i type

hope all is well more later πŸ™‚

chapter 842: the power of fullness
revealed: zeff taught sanji his chivalry/what it means to be a real man !
revealed: another form of gear4th — tankman !
opt: ‘don’t you dare grow in to some asshole i’ll come to despise’ .. i gotta remember that one, for if i ever have a son πŸ™‚ so let’s see .. with sanji’s chivalry now properly ‘explained,’ all that’s really left is how/when his mom passed away — i don’t see this coming up again until way later, so it’s gift exchange time !!

so tankman is luffy’s defensive gear4th form; cracker almost cut off luffy’s bound/ceman arm in 838.5, but couldn’t pierce luffy’s tankfatfolds at all

one liners
– robin (+franky kinda) is/are the only crewmate(s) that haven’t declared luffy will become the next pirate king (meanmustacheman)
– there should be a coverpage miniseries of cracker seeing things as he flies across the new world (rrampage)
– 11hrs biscuits + gear4 compression = luffy is going to shit diamonds after this (caleus)
– the big mom we’ve seen =/= real body (batoftherat)
– nami = charlotte mandarin (orbman77)
– big mom’s road poneglyph is alive (optempii/epitok)
opt: i include the last point just because it has been so highly upvoted and while i would agree that there’s a ton of trickery going on in whole cake, i do think the big mom we’ve seen is the big mom we’ll know. in 829 all of her crew/subservents (is that a word) + jinbe + even the hat call her mama, so i’m not buying right now that would suggest big mom was on the island bellemere went to so probably not but fun nonetheless πŸ˜€ also want to point out how much i love the 2 panels of the chick putting on the lipstick with her mirror — perfection to me

big mom’s poneglyph is .. alive ? damn straight it’s alive !! also .. i don’t see why i so quickly wrote off big mom being the one that destroyed the island bellemere was on, so ok .. i’m back in the longshot column on the whole charlotte mandarin thing. but for big mom to just leave her there suggests to me that she didn’t even know nami was there .. like the mechanism for her giving ‘birth’ can somehow happen by accident/unbeknownst to her (!?!). if true, maybe the homies aren’t reacting to big mom’s vivre card .. maybe they’re reacting to nami herself. baum baum baauuummmm

ok, now to address luffy+nami v. cracker because a good many people are pissed that cracker didn’t just behead nami hour 1 to stop her from raining on his biscuit soldiers .. the key here is that cracker only fights with his biscuit armor on (which luffy has defeated = no longer a viable strategy) or by creating soldiers to fight for him because of his low pain tolerance (838.8). so cracker keeps throwing biscuit soldiers at luffy+nami because he can’t risk getting hit, his soldiers keep getting eaten, and finally cracker charges at luffy because he thinks luffy can’t even move/the risk of him getting hurt has been removed

i concede that the right move at that point for cracker would have been to armor himself up and then charge at luffy, but for people to shit on this fight the way they have due to hubris/arrogance at hour 11? not exactly fair @ 10/11/16

ps: jinbe has his own luffy will be the piratekingesque moment in 830.2, which i won’t link to because i hear people are getting in trouble for that shit now? lame. also, i finished reading 830 for the hell of it and in 830.14 pedro believes the mugi’s will eventually end up ‘needing’ the road poneglyph .. as if something will happen to them where they will need whatever is on raftel, vs. roger’s crew who didn’t @ 10/8/16

end of china
well, my trip to china is over and it’s back to the states tomorrow. just two days ago, we were at the tail end of yet another tour and again, we left it for the very same reasons as before. it’s incredible how orchestrated the entire thing is, and in some ways i respect how cunning these companies have become. but what i do not get and will not tolerate is the lying, and for the pettiest of reasons (all of which i will detail more thoroughly when i’m back in the states). hope everyone is very well πŸ™‚ can’t wait to get home and see my dog !! @ 10/19/16

running out of time for now;
we’re on break this week, which means i’ll be back in the states for the next release !!
hope all has been very well, hope you have a great two weeks πŸ™‚

chapter 841: to east blue
revealed: sanji’s mom !!
revealed: how the germa crossed/climbed the red line !!
confirmed: reiju helped sanji escape !! but judge just .. let him go
conqueror’s appetite: luffy is eating all of crackers’ soldiers
opt: sanji’s mom looks exactly like reiju without the curly brow/66tat .. and a lot of other women in one piece, i guess πŸ˜€ so re: what i said last week about sanji’s mom possibly dying for her ideals/passing one on of her own .. this line of thinking means momji was a chef herself or just kept eating sanji’s crap food in her sickness + letting sanji believe that she could be healed via food (something he actually does learn from the newkama) vs. judge’s science/genetic engineering; sanji and judge fail, momji passes, but sanji wants to keep cooking for his mom + his interest in all blue might be because ingredients he couldn’t get his hands on and save his mother with are there. i don’t know if i buy that as it infringes on chopper’s role with the crew but there it is motherf .. i just added so much stuff and it didn’t save .. ok, here we go: tldr version

one liners
– ‘you must forgive a woman’s lies;’ the women of his life lie to protect him (-mr-prince)
– any resemblance between jayaphoto and sanji’s mom ? (zozonoarozo)
– sbs45, oda: ‘sometimes i wonder if sanji himself is a devil fruit’ [/s?] (tobiwankenobisan)
opt: he doesn’t appear to have had any sort of reaction to that picture but a resemblance is undeniable; i’m definitely looking forward to luffy’s fight but i hope this doesn’t close out sanji’s backstory .. i mean there aren’t a lot of remaining questions to be answered but it just feels like we’ve been left hanging had judge been successful with sanji, i’d bet his brows would swirl the same direction as his brothers so i wonder if reiju’s eyebrows swirl like 69 (if sanji’s 66/brothers 99) i find it strange sanji would only pick up a cookbook after he was imprisoned/after his mom passes away. i would think it goes his mom passes–>sanji is immediately imprisoned–>cookbook right then after and not anywhere close to 6 months later .. i hope we get a clearer timeline

also, i think we know for sure all blue exists because it was in a book the vinsmokes owned. i’m currently reading ‘the intelligent investor’ by graham, and one of the lines in the intro stuck out to me; it went something like —

‘this is the best book on investing available to the general public’

which is bullshit because that implies there are better books not available just because you don’t have access/aren’t a vinsmoke but here we are. the devil fruit book in their possession is also proof that all blue exists — so again, have they been to raftel?

why/how his mother died will probably be revealed later on during a desperate moment/fight — sanji’s inability to hurt a woman has yet to be ‘explained,’ reiju’s reaction to sanji wanting to be a chef seems exaggerated, as well as what all blue really means to him apart from it being just some far off magical place

i guess we’re going to have to wait until next week+ we had the most unbelievable trip to yiwu .. in a nutshell, got in a strangers’ van, dropped off at a bus station by the side of the freeway, jumped on to a moving tour bus with our luggage, without internet/a map/any sense that we were actually going to arrive here .. but we did. this time, my trusting nature got the best of me — i was tricked and it hurts .. chalk it up to experience i guess @ 10/1/16 our yiwu portion of our trip is complete ! we got a bunch of great stuff that we’ll be selling in an online store soon .. and we saw so much unlicensed one piece stuff that i really wanted to buy but i would never disrespect oda like that πŸ™‚ and in the same way even though i always hint at all these projects i do, i could never plug it here because i feel like that’d be disrespectful to you all .. oh well, money can wait i guess @ 10/5/16
hope everything is going well guys πŸ™‚ more when i get a chance (and i should have plenty now)

chapter 840: iron mask
revealed: vinsmoke judge once worked along side vegapunk, and discovered the secrets behind the one piece worlds’ lineage factors with him !!
revealed: vegapunk has been arrested by the world gov’t
episode ii: the germa66 manufacture ‘clone pawns’ as their loyal subjects/army
revealed: the five vinsmoke children have been genetically altered from birth, to have exoskeletons and spurred growth
revealed: sanji’s mother is deceased
reverse-duval: judge faked sanji’s death and had his identity concealed with an iron mask
opt: the rest of sanji’s backstory (!!) and at least tidbit about his mom. it again occurs to me how little/nothing we know about zoro’s parents, nami’s parents (ch77.16) and franky’s parents .. oda, you’re going to give us a year of zoro, too, right ?? who by the way, is clearly a master artist (which i need to sit down and write a whole thing about here soon) artists have an appreciation for and love using tools (check), however are far more preoccupied with technique and training to make the otherworldly seem completely effortless (double check)

sanji must have escaped or been given his freedom somehow/by someone, so right now, i’m leaning towards reiju, as she’s always had a soft spot for her quintuplet brother (he wouldn’t know this though, given their first re-interaction in ch832). his tendency to serve and overall human-ness must have been inherited from his mother as per judge’s reaction to sanji’s having cooked a meal for a rat + his entire personality/being is owed to her on so many levels — she has to have some otohime in her: an idealist that died for her causes; one that she imparted on sanji/the will that he now carries on .. and with her death, judge’s utilitarian self can and has run amok, manifest in his powergrab for north blue today

i’m starting to think judge wants north blue in memori of her hmm.. scratch that — utilitarians are on a quest for knowledge and achievement .. so north blue might hold some deep secret, or it may just be that controlling north blue is like climbing everest in the opverse (difficult to do as it’s always in war). the political power i spoke of last time doesn’t mean a thing if it doesn’t help judge get what he wants, but the question i want the answer to most is: has judge himself made it to raftel ? or has somebody else told him what’s there ?

in the flashbacks, you can clearly see ichiji and reiju in 1st+2nd place in every trial, followed by niji, yonji and then sanji in that order (the hierarchy ichiji alludes to). i tried looking up the story about the man in the iron mask but there doesn’t seem to be much there in terms of conclusions we can draw, as the man in the iron mask simply dies in prison, which clearly won’t happen to sanji now

one liners
– the germa kids were modified with insect genes; explains his fear of bugs (sirser)
– the books sanji has when he’s feeding the rat are ‘noland, the king of liars’ and ‘the encyclopedia of devil fruits’ (ch840.16/ko-san)
+ sanji wanted the invisibility fruit to vanish from his family, not necessarily to peep on girls (rimeskeem)
opt: sanji being ‘just’ a human reinforces hard work + perseverance > inheritance when he inevitably beats ichiji/niji by arcs end (he’s already knocking yonji around as is)

sanji, too, is an artist — great with the knife, preoccupied with technique (recipes), highly observant and an incredible tactician. and while he hasn’t shown us any of the newkama kempo he has learned (if anything), i would much rather have sanji show off another skill i suspect he has, and that’s the art of negotiation !

finally, before you go reread the duval arc intro, there isn’t anything there in terms of an exaggerated reaction by sanji .. but if you like, it starts on 492 and continues on for a good 5-6 chapters or so πŸ™‚

more later or something including pictures πŸ™‚ tomorrow for sure, as i’ll have just arrived in shanghai with nothing on the schedule ! guys, i have been on a nightmare of a tour in china to huangshan — continuous harassment/extortion by the tour guide+company, far-worse-than-promised accommodations with little or no internet .. so here i sit, day 3 of 6 (!!): my wife and i just chose to abandon the tour altogether this morning to do our own thing the rest of the way

sorry i haven’t been able to update but i do have a lot i’ve been wanting to write on character types; big mom is a total idealist, which pairs with her devil fruit nicely and is a +1 to the devilfruits confer personality theory that’s floating around out there;

– believe in/actively strengthen their souls; mama does this literally via her soul soul no mi
– are gullible; mama keeps paying ceasar for this gigantism-tech that he can’t produce
– believe in equality/democracy for all; mama’s dream of dining at eye level is her weird way of accomplishing that feat
– and i think there was more but i forget right now .. it’s late + we have to wake up early and climb huangshan !! πŸ™‚ @ 9/26/16

hope you have a great week and weekend, everyone !

chapter 839: i shall never forget the debt that i owe you
introducing: germa66 head chef cosette!
blackmailx2: first, sanji’s hands — and now, zeff’s life !!
SOLDIER first-class: the germa’s army is .. home grown ?!
opt: these germa are total and complete assholes. like, jack-level assholery

which is in line with how nazi they’re being portrayed ala charlotte_pudding‘s breakdown, featuring the reichsadler/bird + reichskriegflagge behind + allusions to an endsieg/’ultimate goal’ .. and just what is that, anyway ? to become a bounty-hunting family under big mom ? there’s way too much there we don’t know anything about (coooool) ah, right. their goal is to rule north blue again [832.17/833.13] .. so why is it so damn important to them ? they’re willing to lose their status within the world gov’t for it, and why do they need big mom’s help to take it back ? it sounds like they were kicked out of north blue by someone however long ago, and that there’s something they’re looking to regain only they know about, as i imagine the political power lost surely must outweigh the powertrip to be gained by having dominion over that particular sea @ 9/17/16

as for the question of who broke cosette’s face, i don’t want to believe it was reiju but the idea is not completely without warrant. if i had to guess today, i would say that it was niji, and only because i didn’t notice any distinct heel marks on cosette’s forehead. oda’s treatment of reiju so far has been pretty fair — after all, if she were so conniving and manipulative as everyone thinks, why go through the trouble of saving luffy at all ? he has no further use to the vinsmokes now; she’s leaning good in my book, and only put the cuffs on sanji so as not to betray her father

another mangaka says goodbye
kochimake just ended, which i understand is the longest running shonen jump manga in history. i haven’t read a page of it, though i might now, however what’s got me thinking now is oda’s comment to akimoto in the authors’ comments:

‘ i’m in tears. akimoto-sensei, you’re finally free! you’re freeeeeeee! ‘

for a manga that so expounds the importance of being free, oda sure does imply mangaka are anything but. planned or not, akimoto was just four days short of 40 years of writing — it’d be naive to think oda doesn’t at least some of the time feel trapped by his success;

all we can do is be grateful for his servitude. i speak for us all when i say we love you oda ! and that’s definitely not a word i/we throw around lightly ! you will definitely never see this !

china, again
i guess i could and maybe even should write something about china, but there’s just too much to be done + not enough worth writing home about. suffice to say — stop overpaying for sunglasses !! everything is owned by luxottica, including a vision insurance company (how the hell is this legal) ..

and start overpaying for our sunglasses, which will be on amazon and online soon ! πŸ™‚
we’ll do our best to make it worth your while, like give away free vacations and crap
and by overpay, i mean overpay by like $10-$15 and not hundreds

but more on that in the very near future. hope you all have a great week and weekend, everyone !

chapter 838: bropper
revealedforreals: thousand arms cracker !
revealed: cracker ate the bisu bisu (biscuit) no mi
revealed: brulee’s mirror world is connected to every mirror on whole cake
revealed: ichiji and niji’s epithets — sparkling red and electric blue !!
opt: so we have red, blue, green, pink and black .. we’re missing yellow here, and i hope sanji has another sister (can’t be a brother) we haven’t met yet to complete the power ranger crew

more later πŸ™‚ leaving for my trip in just 4 days !!
hope you have a great 2 weeks and weekends, all
one piece is on break

chapter 837: luffy vs commander cracker
revealed: urouge took out one of big mom’s 4 commanders
opt: how much would you guys hate it if pound joined the mugiwara crew next ? he has nowhere to go, is currently a scared piece of crap, and like brooke, wants to meet up with a loved one we’ve already met at sea ..

and so i’m on the path –
i’ve been taking more time to study who i am and what it is that matters to me .. and if you believe in personality types (and i do), i’m an enfp – idealist champion to the t (+n?). for me, material possessions, sensual pleasure and even logical consistency take a back seat to wisdom; specifically, some complete synthesis of all experience in to some grand ‘truth’ that will transcend time and life itself .. !!! πŸ™‚

and so i am on the path to understanding. understanding who it is that i even am

because although my greatest skill might be in empathizing with others, i don’t really know who i am or who i am supposed to be. but this skill of mine — simply, getting people to open up to me — will and has served me very well. because only by briefly slipping in to the lives and minds of the people i meet, can i possibly hope to uncover the ‘truth’ we all share as humans. every experience is valid; every person, important .. and so only by discovering happiness and the meaning of life itself, can i hope to do the greatest amount of good in this short amount of time i have

and so i am on a path to becoming the very best me. not that i even know who that is

through time and experience, i aspire to shed all that we do not share; ie: fancy cars and boats are not part of the human condition, and therefore cannot lead to or be requisite for happiness. facing your fears, having integrity, being authentic, falling in love .. staying positive, when everything else around you is crumbling apart. these things that the best of us aspire to as flawed characters — courage, faith, art, cooperation and dedication .. honor, once upon a time. and so only by knowing myself/others + finding my own identity/humanity within them, can i hope to become the very best person i can be

and so i am on a path. where it leads, i really don’t know .. and it really doesn’t matter

because to be truly free to experience and welcoming of all that life has to offer is to not have a goal at all. and so it is the path itself that has meaning; that only through the pursuit of wisdom + experience can i hope to manifest these ‘truths’ i uncover, no matter how hopeless or paradoxical

i believe it lies in that which cannot be seen but only felt .. and so my answer, for now, is of course in romance πŸ™‚ which is to say the next mugiwara will have an otherwise hopeless dream

thank you all for being a part of this with me
it means more to me than you can probably ever know @ 8/29/16

back to one piece
why is it that fear takes away the life/soulforce of the homies ? perhaps the act of facing your fears and having courage in your convictions is what defines a life well lived @ 8/30/16

chapter 836: the vivre card lola gave
doubleconfirmed: pound is indeed lola’s (and chiffon’s) father
superconfusing: and [could be] cracker’s ‘original’ father (?)
notasconfusing: translation difference for the line referenced above (raikend)
revealed: the homies + king baum can’t oppose anyone in possession of big mom’s (partial) soul
revealed: cracker’s bounty .. $860m berry !!
revealed: the homies wither by fear alone
opt: extremely important — today marks the finale of bleach; one of the big three manga out of shonen-jump .. and it’s hard for me to comment on it because i was really in love with it for a time

rumor has it that kubo was forced to end it faster than he would have liked, which we know would never happen to one piece, but it’s a shame for it to happen to any series; thank you for the good times tite kubo ! you will definitely never read this !

back to one piece
by far and away the most interesting thing said in this chapter was pound stating he could be cracker’s father .. and then cracker says sure, you were my ‘original’ (so pound wasn’t certain, but cracker was ?) .. and then goes on to start talking about her ‘previous’ 43 husbands, as though #44 is somehow different .. i’m just going to leave that alone because none of that makes any sense to me right now nope

as per raikend, the line is actually … pound: ‘but, like, think about it, technically i could be considered your father, cracker!’ cracker: ‘formerly. but not anymore.’ makes much more sense now;

and instead of luffy giving cracker shit for not caring about pound, what he’s really saying is … luffy: ‘when you see someone dozen times … you can’t help but get attached!!!’ thank you raikend πŸ™‚ i hope you or someone keeps pointing these out for everyone; i think someone did this for the last chapter too, i just didn’t get around to making any edits to this page about it @ 8/24/16

one liners
– the homies stopped chasing nami last chapter because big mom’s soul was in her boobs (sarmadqt)
– is the red poneglyph in brulee’s mirror wolrd? (lancelo7)
– cracker can split his legs too (slogthor2)
– baum = tree in german, +1 grimm (mnbvc_xy)
– big mom’s sons are are lifeforms made of her husbands’ souls (11orangeblue) not so much this anymore because of the translation difference
opt: ooh, maybe. and yeah nami’s boobs something something

i won’t pretend i didn’t wrongfully brush aside the whole fear thing .. so what do we know: cracker scared the homies so much that they withered away (836.7); the homies are otherwise random objects or things that big mom’s incarnations are sprinkling the souls of whole cakes’ citizens in to (835.19); muscat was told not to cower or else his lifespan would be taken away (829.12) .. is that to suggest that if he didn’t cower at that moment, he wouldn’t have died ? either way, i’m buying what 11orangeblue is selling — but if souls can’t go in to ‘someone else,’ what were big mom’s sons originally made out of, if not human ?

ahh i missed you one piece
and in life, my wife and i are going to visit china for ~6 weeks to import some goods for sale here in the u.s. πŸ™‚
more on that soon — and yes, i will be soliciting you all and there’s nothing you can do about it

thanks again for always checkin’ up on my little corner of the internet
and i hope you all have a wonderful week and weekend πŸ™‚

chapter 835: the nation of souls
leave or life: to remain in whole cake, you must pay 1 month of life every 6 months to big mom !
revealed: charlotte brulee ate the mirror mirror fruit
revealed: linlin — err, big mom — ate the soul soul fruit
revealed: the incarnations are actually parts of big mom’s own soul
introducing: charlotte cracker, big mom’s 10th son and one of her three sweets commanders !
confirmed, finally: bigfaceinahole was once married to big mom, and fathered two daughters — charlotte chiffon and charlotte lola !
opt: big mom can freely interact with other peoples’ souls ?

this arc just screams brooke and everyone has an opinion as to why; blackbeard’s whole deal is starting to creep in to the conversation as well, and for good reason .. one piece is turning it up a notch !! i think we’re about to get a lot of answers to some big questions we’ve had since forever ago, because —

one liners
– oda is 70% done, as per this interview @ 4:04 (vovelic)
– blackbeard in light = crocodile in rain; that’s why he needed cover to steal the df (4chan/odalivematters)
– drake enjoys astrophysics, killer enjoys cooking (sbs82/orojackson)
one piece film gold cards; jinbe is #10 — next strawhat confirmed (everyone/jinjue for scans)
chopper tattoo !! (mcfearsome)

opt: 70% ! that is too far ! go back or something, oda, come on ! in that same interview, he says that this story was only supposed to go 5 years, but every time he comes up with anything he thinks is interesting, that he absolutely has to include it, and so here we are. 19 years later, we’re at 70%; i’m going to go ahead and say we’re actually at 66% and oda will end one piece on its 30 year anniversary. i dream πŸ™‚ also, astrophysics, huh ? monet + drake next nakama confirmed

so there has to be some sort of interaction between nami and big mom’s vivre card now, and the best guess i’ve seen so far is that she’ll simply use it to get out of these damn woods, as big mom’s location is relatively fixed; we’ve seen big mom throw away her husbands but none of her daughters, just yet .. but lola did run away — how did big mom react to that ? seemingly well enough to hand her a vivre card (which of course, could have been stolen)

jinbe is already a mugiwara (same vein as vivi) he just isn’t adventuring around with them .. yet ? other 10’s: drake (!), kidd and koala; jacks: kizaru, kinemon+momo, mihawk and kaido; queens: vivi, perona, hancock and invankov; kings: teach, rayleigh, whitebeard and akainu

we don’t have a chapter this week ? why the hell am i even alive @ 8/11/16
so much more arc to go !! happy friday everyone, hope you’re all having a great week πŸ™‚ @ 8/5/16

chapter 834: my dream
revealed: jinbe supposedly backtracked on his leaving big mom’s crew
i still believe: miss pudding doesn’t seem to have betrayed the mugiwara crew (.. yet)
introducing: charlotte chiffon, 22nd daughter of big mom and wife to capone bege + mother to capone gang petz
her dream: big mom’s dream is to become family with every race and have a dinner .. at eye level (!?)
revealed: there are ‘girls’/prostitution ships in the new world !
introducing: charlotte perospero, minister of candy, lick lick fruit eater and eldest son of big mom
like rabbits: the mugifakes are multiplying ??
opt: jeez there’s a lot going on here .. where to even begin

pekoms’ last words to bege are about not underestimating mama .. is he going to try and take her down ? the only hint at what he could be doing is that pekoms knows he’s up to something at all; just who or what is bege hiding in that body of his ? he’s a great antagonist and i hope he actually succeeds in whatever he’s planning; maybe the vinsmokes will help him/are in on this and that’s sanji’s/the mugi’s way out of this whole mess

big mom’s dream appears to be all about equality, and i can’t help but wonder what the hell happened to big mom for her dream to be something like that ? whitebeards’ was as simple as never having a family of his own, and wanting one … so i picture a young big mom, orphaned or slave, raised in proximity to/by the tenryuubito — never eating at the same table as them, and always treated like dirt for being of a different race, and so on and so forth. is there a cultural element i’m missing to eating with someone at eye level ?

like the baratie, i imagine these seawhore ships are full of powerful women, which ensures payment/safety for the ladies — and i would at least consider doflamingo being involved somehow, or maybe an entrepreneurial ex amazon lily-an .. i guess it would depend on whether or not these women are being forced in to prostitution or by their own free will

finally, does perospero turn people in to candy with his tongue ? not extremely important right now i guess — except if he was referring to that candy cane he’s holding, it’s definitely not alive

fine, fine, fine .. i’m turning 29
i haven’t been putting this off per se .. but it’s august, i guess, and my birthday was mid june .. so yeah ok maybe i’ve been putting this off
and i just re-read what i wrote down for 28; so dumb, so naive .. i love it. so what now ?

my mind is still blown that oda continues to do this at the pace in which he’s doing it. he works harder than anyone else, and there i sat — first day as a 28 year old .. without a job. i had quit my cushy corporate whatever to start some passive income streams, and see the life of an artist was viable for me. it was not πŸ˜€ so i took my first professional sales job around september: assisting homeowners refinance their mortgages

until just recently, it fit my model as an opportunity to step in to a world completely different than the one i had been living in, which at 28 was the sciences. the people i engaged with most frequently were broke academics, corporate politicians and humble service engineers — down to earth, and uncomplicated

selling mortgages was finance + sales; flashy and emotional for the powerful and wealthy. the business is tried and true: my company provided 0 to 100 training and licensing in mere months, and i was surrounded by people making more money in a quarter than i had in my very best year ever. but at some point the amount of money i made ceased to matter; the repetitive nature of phone sales became difficult for me and because wasn’t learning anything new, i started feeling .. unproductive

so about 2 weeks ago i quit, not necessarily looking for anything in particular but always open to more learning experiences and opportunities .. but taking that first leap, finding success again, only to jump once more has given me some serious confidence. i used to define myself so much by my work and what it is i did; well, my answer to that question now is — i kinda just work on myself, and try to become a better person every day. and by focusing on that for ‘work,’ it has me feeling great about myself and what it is i can offer, instead of thinking jobs, work, and whether or not i can do it (a foregone conclusion). now i ask: does this provide the value i’m looking for/offer me a new experience or worldview/help me grow ?

i started 28 feeling like luffy just about to set sail in his terrible little dinghy — needing to remind everyone, including myself, that everything was going to be alright and that what i was doing was the only way to move forward

at 29, i feel like luffy on rusukaina. there’s a lot of work to be done but i finally have the right heading. and even though i’d like to believe that age is just a number/idgafos, there’s just so much world to be seen and so much left to be experienced .. this upcoming sabbatical of mine is going to be all about travel and self improvement

i cannot thank you enough for taking the time to read one piece and about my own journey, too, as it happens .. i hope one day to get to a place where i can be accomplishing x in real time with you here, the way oda is with one piece

one more year until i’m thirty years old
ok, let’s go @ 8/2/2016

gotta write that thing about me being 29 and all
i’ve just made myself so busy (good thing) that i actually haven’t been able to update as frequently or for as long as i would like
but it’s all leading to bigger and greater things — this blog being one of them !!
the entire site has been migrated from bluehost over to dreamhost; mostly because of the difference in cost

we get another chapter here soon ! and hope you all have a wonderful next few days πŸ™‚ @ 8/1/2016

chapter 833: vinsmoke judge
what are those: yonji pressed back in to shape .. raid suits ?
revealed: sanji is a quadruplet, who was trained in swordfighting
opt: and now sanji’s got some exploding handcuffs on him. hypothetically, could vergo tank the blow up cuffs ? and i think the evidence all points to his brothers having metal components installed in their heads — even from an early age ! these guys take technology pretty seriously .. something something vegapunk something something

quickly, there’s no time !
oda came out on record a couple times and said the story was between 65% –Β 70% complete recently (tv interview –Β leroux10Β via sandman/dai one piece shimbum @Β animenewsnetwork); back in 2012 he said the manga was 60% done .. so let’s see —

we’re currently at chapter 833 so by chapter, @Β 65% =Β 1,282 chapters total, @ 70% = 1,190 chapters, avg = 1,236 chapters; by time, one piece celebrated it’s 19th birthday recently so @ 65% = 29 + 3 months, @ 70% = 27 years + 2 months, avg = 28 years + 3 months … and finally, if by plot, who knows

otherwise, this release dates table by falkenauge is awesome .. i hope he keeps updating it !
so much has happened to me recently, and now i think i get to disclose 100% instead of always being so cryptic
quickly: i turned 29, partied way too hard and am going to stop for a while, resigned once againΒ and am going in for round two of the artists’ life
how i knowΒ it’ll work this time:Β i don’t. but this is way more fun and inline with my nature/what i feel is rightΒ 

hope you all had a great couple of weeks and weekends πŸ™‚
can’t wait for one piece next week !

chapter 832: germa kingdom
revealed: randolph is not a mink,Β whoΒ by definition can emit electro
introducing: charlotte brulee, big mom’s 8th daughter !
revealed: the germa kingdom is a mobile, docking fleet of ships !
introducing: vinsmoke judge — sanji’s father and commander of the germa 66 !!
opt:Β this is weirdly out of order .. basically, everything was said up above. thanks πŸ™‚

hey guys, if you haven’t already noticed by now i’m currently migrating the entire website over to a new host, so the second i’m done with that i’ll be able to update. thanks πŸ™‚

goddamn .. i just updated and none of it saved. i’ll update this later on — i gotta go on my short vacay to vegas πŸ™‚

will take care of this on monday. hope you all have a wonderful week and weekend !

chapter 831: adventure in a mysterious forest
revealed: nothing ?? welcome to the seducing woods !!
opt: what the hell is going on !! i guess we learned that the mirror-clones’ distinguishing features are on the wrong side of their bodies .. but this sanji we’re seeing isn’t a mirror clone then right ? else his right eyebrow wouldn’t curl nearest his nose ?

the crocodile and the rabbit, we’ve seen before (pyarox) in 829.8 and 827.17 + if this is a wonderland thing, sanji is doing a great cheshire cat (mrmooncraft) .. and even though i think i’ve seen this mirror trope before, i can’t remember how it was beaten. my thought is, if luffy can just stand there (i know, dumb plan already) and let get his mirror-ass get kicked by carrot, will they be able to simply move past him ? another cool little puzzle oda has thrown in to this arc πŸ™‚ more !! more !!

the one piece community is the shit
these anime/manga comparisons by irishsaltytuna are so cool; he also does them for naruto (you can see them all here) but thank you so much for making these the world is a better place

– comparison of king kong gun between the anime and manga
– comparison of gear fourth between anime and manga

courtesy of sarmadqt, a compilation of all the double spreads + in color !! there are over 500 so i bet it’ll take at least 5-10 mins which i haven’t done yet but i will

whole cake carbs
so one of my friends has gone on a ketogenic diet and thinks it’s making him immortal (my words not his) .. i did some research on it and it appears to be legit enough to warrant a shot so i started on it yesterday + why, yes ~ i _do_ already hate myself !

the benefits are similar to that of fasting, which make sense because restricting rice/potatoes/noodles/fruit/sugar is pretty damn close to it — i’m doing a modified version though where i can eat cake because this is the whole cake arc so, y’know, it doesn’t count

one piece is on break and i’m updating the thursday after the initial release; damn, that’s late
hope all is well πŸ™‚ if you’re reading this i thank you for your patience/not giving a shit — you’re the best
have a great week and weekend !

chapter 830: he who gets bet on
revealed: aladine married the 29th daughter of big mom — charlotte praline !
revealed: those that try to leave big mom’s crew must spin the roulette wheel !!
revealed: pedro tried and failed to steal big mom’s poneglyph once before
whodatis: someone’s there .. in the distance .. ?
opt: arrival !!

so praline really is devoted to aladine, which makes me think pudding is not actually evil (though i have been fooled before) .. and muscat really is dead — or is he ? mont ‘dor’s line ~ ‘do not leave behind a single second’ .. does/did he have a few seconds left ? and what are those blobby things he was talking to?

oda is adding all these cool, mysterious but well-thought-out things to whole cake — like the roulette wheel and the secret passage — there has to be more ! more little puzzles for us to figure out (or not figure out, just freakin tell us oda) πŸ˜€

// someone here is a double agent/mole for kaido (dellinger @ mf)
–> the beast pirates knew raizou was on zou; someone gave them a vivre card
–> pedro: only one conscious after jack’s attack/is really after these poneglyphs
–> carrot: game change !!
opt: hmm .. maybe there’s not all that much evidence for this but i love the idea and want it on here cause i don’t think i’ve seen this before anywhere else

my sincere apologies on all the late updates; just too tired + i gotta find some time to get this done
still recovering from a mini vacation and i can’t sleep so here i am

hope all is well everyone πŸ™‚
thanks for reading and have a good one !!

chapter 829: the yonkou, charlotte linlin the pirate
revealed: the secret passage
mystery: pedro’s past
life or treat: big mom destroys everything until she fills her craving
revealed: charlotte muscat, gelato minister + 16th son
unrevealed: big mom stole 40 years of her son’s life !!?
traitor: jinbe gave big mom the poneglyph he found
opt: has it been so long that i haven’t said anything about it yet or did i just forget — the one piece subreddit updates itself again in to something beautiful; such awesome mods since day wheneveristartedgoingthere

i really like how the secret passage works ! but we have to talk about big mom and all of whole cake/totland;

big mom, whole cake, totland
is being absolutely terrorized by big mom. life or treat is an ultimatum — give me what i want or i’m taking years off your life .. !! will muscat have a walking cane when we see him next? but here’s what i don’t understand —

–> big mom is strong/unstoppable in her life or treat state
–> big mom controls whole cake
??? why are big mom’s hunters slaughtering everyone for cake ingredients
opt: i get the sense she’s only here because nowhere else in the new world can anything be easily cooked on demand; and if she’s truly unstoppable why wouldn’t all the totland islands just give up the ingredients as tribute ? maybe this all happened very recently and the locals are still adjusting. or maybe the world gov’t helped set this up because they didn’t want to deal with her shit (bum bum bummmm)

more questions
the living food of totland are scared to be eaten/happy to be tasty which is .. uhh .. something i don’t understand .. and what is that keep calm vs. mama’s df line all about ? whatever it’s about, how many lives does big mom have now ? does it even matter with her ability to rack em’ up like crazy like this ? the answer is most likely (as everyone else thinks) that she is able to give life in exchange for her own this way or somesuch craziness .. i mean, even her hat is alive, so what if she has way too many lives and is throwing them up like moriah πŸ˜› can’t wait for oda’s answer !

finally, big mom can either see the future or has a bunch of spies that told her, because big mom’s accusation that jinbe was going to leave (happens to be true) came out of nowhere. probably the later. but i hope she can see in to the future πŸ˜€

one liners
– brooke is the perfect nemesis to big mom: 0 years (kneomon)
– ‘killing off gelato was a ballsy move oda, me and the other gelato fans are done with this trash’ (shyguy531)
– big mom’s outburst ~= kids on punk hazard. ceasar was hired to find a cure (waifuhunter)
opt: c … l … aaaaa …. p. get it. i’ll see myself out

there’s so much more to big mom than we can possibly begin to know;
whitebeard’s backstory was fairly short, but he has had a ton of panel time since the beginning which makes me think big mom’s is deep and fleshed out and i can’t wait for it to be told πŸ™‚

i turned 29 yesterday and my wife got me a really amazing present — a goyard card case, with luffy painted on it, courtesy of servicedby_e !!
more on turning 29 later, i suppose. you know me, i always got somethin to say
hasn’t quite hit me yet. maybe in a couple weeks πŸ™‚

have a great week and weekend everybody! one piece is back!! @ 06/18/16

chapter 828: 1 and 2
revealed: big mom’s children cannot choose their own spouses .. except one left
reve .. ale .. uugghhh: big mom has 43 husbands, 39 daughters and 46 sons
infiltration: there’s a secret passage to whole cake
he’s probably taking a dump or something: turn back?
saviors: the germa66 saved (?) brock colie island
introducing: 1 and 2 !!
opt: why was the message written in the bathroom ? he really was taking a dump !! luffy’s observation haki, getting stronger .. !!

pedro is such a badass; completely no nonsense, and perfect contrast to carrot for this mission. but why hasn’t nitro opened his mouth (?) yet .. how does it even make sense that he owns the cafe chuffy ate ? also: luffy, just killing it again — beaming with pride/super proud of sanji; i’ll never get sick of seeing this side of him. i’m lovin’ it, anyway, every single time

being wrong
and so it would appear i am in the wrong camp; if lola isn’t one of big mom’s daughters, then oda is trolling everyone as hard as possible. also, it doesn’t seem like 1 and 2 are the guys i thought were germa66 .. i mean, they could still be like 5 and 6, but it’s lookin bad over here, folks .. ah, who cares πŸ˜€

on hiatus πŸ™ what the hell do i do now !?
i get the feeling pudding is going to have to marry someone other than sanji by arc end ..
and will we meet all of pudding’s other family members ?

hope all is well, all
and hope you have a great couple weeks and weekends πŸ™‚

chapter 827: totland
revealed: there are 34 islands around whole cake, referred to in whole as totland
revealed: nitro the jello owns a cafe on cacao island
revealed: each island has a food-themed chancellor
sacrifice? … ‘it’ll be a sweet day ..’ !!
opt: 3 days until the tea party !! and there are 34 islands, and 35 daughters .. so nevermind

sanji’s wife to be is quite the cook herself, eh ? reaffirming it now: i’m on theweddingishappening side ! and who exactly is to be sacrificed ? sanji ? luffy ? .. what if it’s pudding herself ? she’s a good guy right ? or did she come to chuffy’s aid a little too quickly ? screw it — i’d drink that tea ! it’s gotta be good !!

one liners
– is this a snakeneck from the auction list ? we’ve seen everything else ! (elsoja)
– three eyes had a jelly friend too (ohmygillett)
opt: and brooke finally saw nami’s panties — soul kinnggguuu !!! and did big mom eat the life-life/animate-animate/disney-disney/nazi-nazi no mi ? no matter what it is, this arc is setting up to be extremely dark and i just can’t wait for it

i’m firmly still in the alice in wonderland camp, and not so much hansel and gretel/grimm; and i hope i hope oda gets nonsensical with it because that would be amazingx4, and he’d really be flexing his writing skills that way .. and while it’d be a far, far reach, i do think there is hope yet: the rules around totland seem strange and fairly arbitrary — you can eat anything, except the roofs … or well you can, but only if you hang a sign first

// brooke is the mad hatter here and will sing in the presence of big mom (erayachi)
–> hat + tea + musican
–> in alice in wonderland (aow) the mad hatter was sentenced to beheading because he didn’t sing well enough
opt: dude. if this is aow inspired then yes. all of this — 100%. you are doing god’s work here. buy. also, onepiecepaper.com just opened up and this person writes at length about each chapter that comes out so if you need more one piece fix there it is for you πŸ˜€ hatter tells this story; queen faults the hatter for murdering the time (person) @ the tea party in ch7

my wife thinks big mom is preparing a grand feast of all the races @ 05/27/16
i don’t like how silent nitro the jelly is + i dunno which island big mom is on. first we see whole cake on 17, but she’s surrounded by mountains and not cake, ala the top-leftmost panel in 18. so is whole cake just where the cake building/tea party is held, and big mom has her own totland hangout island ? @ 05/28/16

say, wasn’t this supposed to be an infiltration/stealth mission to retrieve sanji ? well that already went to shit and it has only been 1 chapter

welcome to whole cake ! where everything sings and it’s eat or be eaten —
thanks for reading, hope you all have a great week and memorial day weekend
i will definitely spend part of this reading alice in wonderland πŸ™‚ and you can too